Loaf
broke. penniless.
- Jun 3, 2015
- 643
- Their SteamID
- STEAM_0:1:88691930
- OOC Name
- Pepsi Dog
- Time of Incident
- ~2AM EST, 11/10/2024
Hi all,
This one is gonna be a bit of a doozy. I'm going to attach evidence of one interaction, but this is a broader problem with this player that has gone on for literal years.
Derkman is a problem, and is overall disruptive to any roleplay he is around or in. He constantly chimes in LOOC with random, unrelated thoughts that derail any sort of tension or development, his characters are entirely unserious, misplaced in-character, and in the case of his administrator, is impossible to justify given he walks around with a vest and an AR2 as the "Deputy Interim Minister of Culture".
Don't get me wrong - it's not just the fact that he minges. I do it too, from time to time when there is nothing going on, and I try to make sure it doesn't actually affect legitimate roleplay going on. It is more the fact that he is entirely incapable of determining when and where to be silly, and as a result, it severely disrupts actual attempts at roleplay. And not only does he not get reprimanded for this behavior, it is genuinely encouraged by giving him absolutely ridiculous scripts like an RPG, with which he actually causes issues where you either have to completely ignore him or get knocked out because he pulled an RPG out of his ass.
None of this is new. He has done this for years. He's been on-again off-again banned, and he usually gets unbanned as the admin team rotates through. I've accepted this, but I've finally decided after an incident tonight that it's too far.
Tonight, we started a sort of cartel and/or gang as refugee types. We were walking around, and while in some cases we were being silly, we were actively engaging in RP with the UN, rebels, and units. However, as more and more people started playing with us, at one point, Derkman loaded in as his character Frankie Fog.
After this time, he started running around, yelling and screaming random things as we moved from place to place. He would also chime in LOOCly. We, of course, tried to tell him to leave ICly, but he didn't. Whatever.
So at some point, we get him in a building.
After going to Cafe Baltic, we sprung a trap to kill him. We surrounded him with some melee weapons like pipes and such, planning to kill him. He immediately just started S2King us, so we just killed him by swinging.
Eventually he dies. Then, lo and behold, a few moments later, he returns on Bruno - once again, the INTERIM DEPUTY MINISTER OF CULTURE. With him is the AEGIS OfC. No one saw us kill him ICly, and given that he immediately returned to the site. He confronts us, and him and the OfC devise a plan to kill us all. As we try to leave, they actually just open fire and start killing us. Randomly. We didn't really escalate. He just started shooting. Continued in next post:
This one is gonna be a bit of a doozy. I'm going to attach evidence of one interaction, but this is a broader problem with this player that has gone on for literal years.
Derkman is a problem, and is overall disruptive to any roleplay he is around or in. He constantly chimes in LOOC with random, unrelated thoughts that derail any sort of tension or development, his characters are entirely unserious, misplaced in-character, and in the case of his administrator, is impossible to justify given he walks around with a vest and an AR2 as the "Deputy Interim Minister of Culture".
Don't get me wrong - it's not just the fact that he minges. I do it too, from time to time when there is nothing going on, and I try to make sure it doesn't actually affect legitimate roleplay going on. It is more the fact that he is entirely incapable of determining when and where to be silly, and as a result, it severely disrupts actual attempts at roleplay. And not only does he not get reprimanded for this behavior, it is genuinely encouraged by giving him absolutely ridiculous scripts like an RPG, with which he actually causes issues where you either have to completely ignore him or get knocked out because he pulled an RPG out of his ass.
None of this is new. He has done this for years. He's been on-again off-again banned, and he usually gets unbanned as the admin team rotates through. I've accepted this, but I've finally decided after an incident tonight that it's too far.
Tonight, we started a sort of cartel and/or gang as refugee types. We were walking around, and while in some cases we were being silly, we were actively engaging in RP with the UN, rebels, and units. However, as more and more people started playing with us, at one point, Derkman loaded in as his character Frankie Fog.
After this time, he started running around, yelling and screaming random things as we moved from place to place. He would also chime in LOOCly. We, of course, tried to tell him to leave ICly, but he didn't. Whatever.
So at some point, we get him in a building.
Lidel Dakage: Paulcychlic.
Mike Salazar: [YELL] King Paul!
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: [YELL] King Paul!
Frankie Fog: [YELL] PAUL OUR CESAR!
Paul: [YELL] There's gotta be SOMETHING in there.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: [YELL] Find it!
[L] ** Razmig Ambartsumyan starts looking for anti-fatigue.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: [YELL] Make our Paul proud!
Joao Leitao: [YELL] Cigarette machine in here.
Joao Leitao: [YELL] Someone come hit it.
Joao Leitao: [YELL] We get more.
Vera Malkova: What will you do?
Joao Leitao: Get cigarettes.
** Joao Leitao gestures to it.
Joao Leitao: Hit it, fish.
[L] ** Maloh Stephen takes a pipe to the cigarette machine.
Vera Malkova: The police will see.
Maloh Stephen: Don't call me a fish.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] CIGGGYS!
** Elek Sárközy unsheathes his pipe, giving the machien some kinetic persuasion too.
** Razmig Ambartsumyan looks for something to help Stephen crack open the cigarette machine with.
[L] ** Maloh Stephen starts to pick through the glass, starting to go for the exposed cigarettes.
** Frankie Fog Joins in the ciggy machine breakdown
[OOC] Frankie Fog: The mob vs a cig machine
Vera Malkova: There is money to pay.
(Maloh Stephen) ** It bursts like a pinata. **
** Lidel Dakage watches with aplomb, entranced by the spectacle.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
** Joao Leitao watches the bounty pour forth. He moves down going to grab them.
Elek Sárközy: [YELL] Cigar-ettes gained!
Maloh Stephen: Hold onto them, man.
Mike Salazar: Cigarettes!
Joao Leitao: Where is Paul.
Razmig Ambartsumyan: You get?
Lidel Dakage: That's whack, man.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] LETS FIND MORE MACHINES BOYS FOT PAUL!
Razmig Ambartsumyan: He outside.
** Elek Sárközy places a hand on his side in a closed fist, fliping the pipe in his hand in great success.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov says something in Russian.
Maloh Stephen: Dude.
Paul: [LOCAL-OOC] back
Maloh Stephen: Put the pipe away.
** Joao Leitao moves over to Paul. He offers over a dozen packs of cigarettes.
[L] ** Paul stares dully at the looted CMB.
Elek Sárközy: Lady left.
[L] ** Paul takes all the cigarettes without moving his eyes.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov says something in Russian.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] THERES A COP!
[G] ** Mike Salazar waves to 206.
Richard Grimald: ...they won't know. It's more dangerous to get caught out alone.
** Elek Sárközy looks up to the downed copm squinting his eyes at him.
[L] ** Paul stares dully among the crowd.
Elek Sárközy: [LOCAL-OOC] , *
Maloh Stephen: Lets make sure he's safe.
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] We need some flag sweps
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] Waveing the banners of paul
** Vera Malkova points at a few of the runaways. "You have danger here," she says, turning and leaving.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov exclaims something in Russian.
Richard Grimald: [YELL] Good luck!
Frankie Fog: [YELL] WERE NEXT PAUL?
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov says something in Russian.
Joao Leitao: This is a bad idea.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Hey!
[L] ** Paul looks at Frankie.
Frankie Fog: Hey.
Richard Grimald: Frankie -- holy shit. What is that on the wall?
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Be quiet, let our Paul think, damnit.
Frankie Fog: Allite.
** Paul does an awful lot of not thinking.
Paul: . . .
Paul: We need to--
Paul: We need to keep our cover.
Paul: If they knew...
Frankie Fog: Cover as what a looting mob?
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: What did you say?
Richard Grimald: What?
Frankie Fog: I kid i kid.
** Paul looks to Frankie.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Silence yourself.
[L] ** Paul tests his limits
Paul rolled 1d20: (13) = 13
** Paul doesn't pass the 15 DC.
[L] ** Paul raises his finger at Frankie.
Paul: [YELL] Get him.
At this point, he shift + W'd away from us before anyone could emote. Eventually we decided to disperse and go to Cafe Baltic.
[G] ** Frankie Fog Was saved from his fellow bottle crackhead by the police
Lidel Dakage: [YELL] I don't know where that is!
Richard Grimald: [YELL] For what?!
Maloh Stephen: [YELL] I think that's a war crime sir.
[L] ** Paul walks to the Baltic.
Mike Salazar: [YELL] King Paul!
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: [YELL] King Paul!
Frankie Fog: [YELL] PAUL OUR CESAR!
Paul: [YELL] There's gotta be SOMETHING in there.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: [YELL] Find it!
[L] ** Razmig Ambartsumyan starts looking for anti-fatigue.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: [YELL] Make our Paul proud!
Joao Leitao: [YELL] Cigarette machine in here.
Joao Leitao: [YELL] Someone come hit it.
Joao Leitao: [YELL] We get more.
Vera Malkova: What will you do?
Joao Leitao: Get cigarettes.
** Joao Leitao gestures to it.
Joao Leitao: Hit it, fish.
[L] ** Maloh Stephen takes a pipe to the cigarette machine.
Vera Malkova: The police will see.
Maloh Stephen: Don't call me a fish.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] CIGGGYS!
** Elek Sárközy unsheathes his pipe, giving the machien some kinetic persuasion too.
** Razmig Ambartsumyan looks for something to help Stephen crack open the cigarette machine with.
[L] ** Maloh Stephen starts to pick through the glass, starting to go for the exposed cigarettes.
** Frankie Fog Joins in the ciggy machine breakdown
[OOC] Frankie Fog: The mob vs a cig machine
Vera Malkova: There is money to pay.
(Maloh Stephen) ** It bursts like a pinata. **
** Lidel Dakage watches with aplomb, entranced by the spectacle.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
** Joao Leitao watches the bounty pour forth. He moves down going to grab them.
Elek Sárközy: [YELL] Cigar-ettes gained!
Maloh Stephen: Hold onto them, man.
Mike Salazar: Cigarettes!
Joao Leitao: Where is Paul.
Razmig Ambartsumyan: You get?
Lidel Dakage: That's whack, man.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] LETS FIND MORE MACHINES BOYS FOT PAUL!
Razmig Ambartsumyan: He outside.
** Elek Sárközy places a hand on his side in a closed fist, fliping the pipe in his hand in great success.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov says something in Russian.
Maloh Stephen: Dude.
Paul: [LOCAL-OOC] back
Maloh Stephen: Put the pipe away.
** Joao Leitao moves over to Paul. He offers over a dozen packs of cigarettes.
[L] ** Paul stares dully at the looted CMB.
Elek Sárközy: Lady left.
[L] ** Paul takes all the cigarettes without moving his eyes.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov says something in Russian.
Frankie Fog: [YELL] THERES A COP!
[G] ** Mike Salazar waves to 206.
Richard Grimald: ...they won't know. It's more dangerous to get caught out alone.
** Elek Sárközy looks up to the downed copm squinting his eyes at him.
[L] ** Paul stares dully among the crowd.
Elek Sárközy: [LOCAL-OOC] , *
Maloh Stephen: Lets make sure he's safe.
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] We need some flag sweps
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] Waveing the banners of paul
** Vera Malkova points at a few of the runaways. "You have danger here," she says, turning and leaving.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov exclaims something in Russian.
Richard Grimald: [YELL] Good luck!
Frankie Fog: [YELL] WERE NEXT PAUL?
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov says something in Russian.
Joao Leitao: This is a bad idea.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Hey!
[L] ** Paul looks at Frankie.
Frankie Fog: Hey.
Richard Grimald: Frankie -- holy shit. What is that on the wall?
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Be quiet, let our Paul think, damnit.
Frankie Fog: Allite.
** Paul does an awful lot of not thinking.
Paul: . . .
Paul: We need to--
Paul: We need to keep our cover.
Paul: If they knew...
Frankie Fog: Cover as what a looting mob?
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: What did you say?
Richard Grimald: What?
Frankie Fog: I kid i kid.
** Paul looks to Frankie.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Silence yourself.
[L] ** Paul tests his limits
Paul rolled 1d20: (13) = 13
** Paul doesn't pass the 15 DC.
[L] ** Paul raises his finger at Frankie.
Paul: [YELL] Get him.
At this point, he shift + W'd away from us before anyone could emote. Eventually we decided to disperse and go to Cafe Baltic.
[G] ** Frankie Fog Was saved from his fellow bottle crackhead by the police
Lidel Dakage: [YELL] I don't know where that is!
Richard Grimald: [YELL] For what?!
Maloh Stephen: [YELL] I think that's a war crime sir.
[L] ** Paul walks to the Baltic.
After going to Cafe Baltic, we sprung a trap to kill him. We surrounded him with some melee weapons like pipes and such, planning to kill him. He immediately just started S2King us, so we just killed him by swinging.
Frankie Fog: I bring ciggrates as penence.
Razmig Ambartsumyan: You FREAK.
Joao Leitao: We do not like you.
Maloh Stephen: Drop them, and never come back.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Come in.
Paul: Let him in.
Paul: Stand in the door.
** Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov shoves Frankie inside.
Paul: Grab him.
** Razmig Ambartsumyan yanks Frankie inside. He's strong.
** Frankie Fog Wips out the shiv and gets to slashing he going out fighting.
** Maloh Stephen pulls his pipe from his pant leg.
** Paul quietly picks up his machete from his leg.
[L] ** Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov cranks down a pipe on the back of Frankie's skull.
Frankie Fog starts bleeding!
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov starts bleeding!
[L] ** Richard Grimald leaps toward Fog's legs to try and get him on his ass.
** Razmig Ambartsumyan retaliates with his own blade. He's got more friends.
[L] ** Maloh Stephen cracks Frankies shin with a pipe.
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] Fuck it s2k?
** Joao Leitao stands back with his pockets.
[L] ** Paul walks over. He brings his machete down on Frankie's skull as the attacks come from al lsides.
Paul starts bleeding!
[L] (Maloh Stephen) ** Frankie Fog is thoroughly brutalized by the gang, and rendered a pulp in short order. **
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] Homie its a swamp why waste all your time /me reacting to 20 pipe smashes while we can just beat the fuck outa me and get it over wiht
[L](Paul) ** The mass shortly fall upon Frankie's body and tear him limb from limb. **
Lidel Dakage: [LOCAL-OOC] cus it's a roleplay server
Lidel Dakage: [LOCAL-OOC] you learn and develop your character through roleplay
Razmig Ambartsumyan: You FREAK.
Joao Leitao: We do not like you.
Maloh Stephen: Drop them, and never come back.
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov: Come in.
Paul: Let him in.
Paul: Stand in the door.
** Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov shoves Frankie inside.
Paul: Grab him.
** Razmig Ambartsumyan yanks Frankie inside. He's strong.
** Frankie Fog Wips out the shiv and gets to slashing he going out fighting.
** Maloh Stephen pulls his pipe from his pant leg.
** Paul quietly picks up his machete from his leg.
[L] ** Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov cranks down a pipe on the back of Frankie's skull.
Frankie Fog starts bleeding!
Fedka Yuliy Smerdyakov starts bleeding!
[L] ** Richard Grimald leaps toward Fog's legs to try and get him on his ass.
** Razmig Ambartsumyan retaliates with his own blade. He's got more friends.
[L] ** Maloh Stephen cracks Frankies shin with a pipe.
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] Fuck it s2k?
** Joao Leitao stands back with his pockets.
[L] ** Paul walks over. He brings his machete down on Frankie's skull as the attacks come from al lsides.
Paul starts bleeding!
[L] (Maloh Stephen) ** Frankie Fog is thoroughly brutalized by the gang, and rendered a pulp in short order. **
Frankie Fog: [LOCAL-OOC] Homie its a swamp why waste all your time /me reacting to 20 pipe smashes while we can just beat the fuck outa me and get it over wiht
[L](Paul) ** The mass shortly fall upon Frankie's body and tear him limb from limb. **
Lidel Dakage: [LOCAL-OOC] cus it's a roleplay server
Lidel Dakage: [LOCAL-OOC] you learn and develop your character through roleplay
Eventually he dies. Then, lo and behold, a few moments later, he returns on Bruno - once again, the INTERIM DEPUTY MINISTER OF CULTURE. With him is the AEGIS OfC. No one saw us kill him ICly, and given that he immediately returned to the site. He confronts us, and him and the OfC devise a plan to kill us all. As we try to leave, they actually just open fire and start killing us. Randomly. We didn't really escalate. He just started shooting. Continued in next post: