
Originally Posted by
Fuxx
Accepted so hard it disrupted the careful balance of your super-dense testicles, causing them to collapse under their own weight and create two supermassive black holes that are now rapidly engulfing the Earth and the very solar-system, ready to kick Sagittarius Alpha out of it's throne as the Milky Way's centre that keeps everything in place. The billions of stars in our galaxy will be re-adjusted, forming new constellations such as: Constellation Coalition, Constellation Badass and also Constellation William motherfucking Knight. I will forever marvel at them as I orbit your supermassive black-hole testicle core in the photon sphere. The relativistic effects causing time to completely stop, immortalizing both you and I.